I say it's your birthday

Josh is officially 25 years old. He's on the road to 30, and there's no looking back.

Just like last year, I'm going to bust out some horoscope predictions for my birthday boy:

Your ability to express yourself and to solve problems is enhanced this year. You may have opportunities to travel, and matters related to publishing, teaching, and writing should go especially well. Dammit, why isn't this MY horoscope? Boo...

You have a stronger than usual desire to improve and learn this year. Optimism and confidence are with you, and you are able to attract fortunate circumstances into your life as a result. Your social life will likely increase and bring you into contact with more influential, powerful, or simply happy and helpful people. It is not uncommon to marry, have children, graduate college, increase income, do freelance work, get a promotion, publish a book, or receive public recognition under this influence. Booyah!

Be careful with your spending this year, and your savings, too. You'll be tempted to buy whatever you want. Make yourself do the homework first. Umm...this pretty much applies to every year for my DVD-, computer-, gadget-loving boyfriend.

You can be secretive, thus misunderstood. You see the world in black and white. Not exactly. Though I was pretty sure when we first met he didn't like me. And yes, he does see the world as black and white: people who are Jason Statham and people who are not.

Happy birthday, babe. Smoooooooooch! Now let's go gorge ourselves on surf, turf, and chocolate.