Silliness

I am a TOTAL NERD. We all know this, right? Good. This post will pretty much evidence that fact.

- Female friends of mine, take a moment to think about which animated Disney character you are. You know you've thought of it! Mulan, Belle, Ariel, Sleeping Beauty. Then read this. I'm sure it contains valuable insights about how you view yourself. If you're a dude, I suggest you read it as well, as it has psychological implications for you too.

- I vote for for the Noid. That is one creepy f---er. The Hamburgler (not present), in contrast, holds a special place in my heart.

- Is it weird that I kind of want one of these jobs? Maybe Abbey is rubbing off on me. Or maybe it's now been three years since I've been at one company, and I'm getting the itch. Maybe I'm must sad that they took away the snack rooms. The thrill is gone, folks! ;)

- Surely I can't be the only one who finds this funny or this sweet. Awww...bovine loooooove.

- Okay, so we've decided I'm getting my hair cut like Alexis Bledel, or possibly Jennifer Morrison (fig 1.) or the like. Follow-up questions below:

a) Is this a decent idea? Or do you think it would only work on someone with THICK hair?

b) As you can see from Mena Suvari and Jaime Pressly, it don't look too good on the blondes. What should I be instead of blonde?
-- red like Debra Messing
-- browny-red like Melinda Clarke
-- light brown like Faith Hill (first two pics)
-- dark brown like Lauren Graham
-- none of the above (you tell me)

c) If you think this is a poor idea, tell me what I should do instead. My hair has been the same as long as my job has been the same. That's a long time, people. New year, new hair, I say. What do you say?