Happy Halloween!

Hope you all had a lovely evening, bitches!

I, for one, did not eat enough candy, did not dress up, did not trick or treat, did not howl at the moon, did not watch scary movies, and did not really celebrate. I watched Veronica Mars and went to bed early-ish.

What did you do?

That's nice.

Now go read this very funny article in my sole (well, near-sole, aside from the pumpkin pictured) concession to Halloween spirit.